Dear reader, I am recovering from a gang of yobbos who have been churning my front lawn with those wretched miniature motorcycles. I tried to summon the powers of Wotan, using the kcuf eht lleh ffo mantra, but to no avail. I then performed some sex majik to exorcise these street urchins, and as a result it was me that was arrested and threatened with the bloody sex offenders register pending a court judgement.
Rest assured all devotees of Wotan, these measures work most times just not on this occasion.
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