It has come to my attention, that a well-known celebrity lifestyle blogger, and clearly a homosexual, has began muttering things about myself and the
Tuesday, 11 August 2009
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About Me
- N. Reg Mother
- For many years Mother worked as an esteemed research fellow in gynaecology at the university of Bermeja writing many papers that are still widely used today. However, after an unfounded scandal he was forced to leave, and having all his works discredited by jealous haters, he enlisted in the Navy. During his naval career Mother lead a heroic assault on an unarmed cluster of rocks, however, the rocks did not let off easy, and the ship he was dashed to pieces. He was released from the Navy with full dishonour. Times became rough for our hero as he trudged around South America often picking up work where he could. Sometimes as a carpenter, sometimes as a rentboy. Returning to explore the wilds of England Mother discovered evidence, the basis of which would provide the foundations of Wotanology, at the foot of Horsendon Hill, Middlesex. N. Reg Mother is the founder of Wotanology as well as the author of many fine works such as Aliens, Go Home or How to Avoid Work, and Satan’s Blufty. He has recorded over 3 billion works on Wotanology and has climbed the North Face of Everest no less than 1,500 times. One of which was on a monocycle for charity.
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